(Source: ttatianamaslany)

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asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

2 hours ago |  via |  source | 28480

My mother is making me wear a dress and I want to throw up hahaaaaaaaa

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells)

11 hours ago |  via |  source | 266833

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 82141

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

candidlycara:

kinomatika:

ericandy:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

First name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Sexual Orientation:

Nationality:
Relationship status:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Random fact:

YEAH LET’S TRY THIS!!

oooooh!

Let’s see who can get this! (If anyone knows my full first name I will be very impressed.)

(Source: kanrose)

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 280784

tatasmaslany:

ORPHAN BLACK WAS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE GOD BLESS

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 205

avenueqcumber:

operaticlawlitics:

avenueqcumber:

“Mom, dad… I’m theatre”

“nope sorry the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and Patti LuPone”

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I will never regret making this text post

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 3437

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

(Source: poopflow)

15 hours ago |  via |  source | 110269

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

15 hours ago |  via |  source | 21459

itstonybetch:

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15 hours ago |  via |  source | 57274

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

(Source: -teesa-)

15 hours ago |  via |  source | 244138

standardwhore:

thegreenwolf:

sailor-ramiel:

sora2522:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

Okay, but what seeds are included in there? Are they native to the places where they’re being sold? Are they invasives? Are you just trading off throwing little bits of tissue paper that will biodegrade in a few weeks for throwing around seeds of plants that will out-compete natives and throw off the local ecosystem’s balance?

they’re gosh darn flowers okay clam down

15 hours ago |  via |  source | 149429

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

15 hours ago |  via |  source | 163110