your ticket to the multiverse, princess
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
- Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

mikesgun:

musical theatre auditions more like

  • no rock musicals
  • no juke box musicals
  • no sondheim, rodgers and hammerstein, cole porter, schwartz
  • no jason robert brown
  • nothing new on broadway
  • nothing depressing
  • no belting to show off
  • sing something that’s the gender of the character ur auditioning for
  • sing something in ur age range
  • sing something that compliments the character ur auditioning for
  • u literally can’t sing anything just give up become a scientist instead


psychotichead:

j5h:

foxnewsofficial:

i haven’t jacked off in like 10 days i am probably going to die

PLEASE BLOW YOUR COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CUM ALL OVER ME LET ME SOAK IN THAT CUM AND IF I DROWN IT WILL BE OKAY BECAUSE IN THE END, I CAME OUT A WINNER

How about you soak yourself in holy water and drown yourself in the words of the Lord


i love when my mom doesnt approve of my clothes and instead of saying anything she just pretends she cant hear me saying things


  • White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
  • Black people: Well fuck y'all then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
  • White people: ......
  • White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun


MAYBE ILL JUST WRITE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF SAVE ROCK AND ROLL AND THEN I CAN MAKE MY SHIRT


africant:

"I’m just saying, if you got it you should use it"

i hate stupid cis boys with thEIR STUPID CHESTS THAT THEY DON’T HAVE TO BIND THEY CAN JUST PUT ON A GOD DAMNED SHIRT AND NOT BE TUGGING 24/7


The good you do for a community by representing them in the media goes to waste when you endorse and publicize harmful behavior. You become a role model and take on a part of the responsibility for their wellbeing. Ace bandages are a dangerous way to bind one’s chest, there are smarter and much safer ways.
-

In response to Ruby Rose’s Break Free music video. 

-I Dream of Dapper

(via i-dream-of-dapper)

drtessarosetorres:

Life Lessons with Gail Peck (3/?)

How to catalyze your own unhappiness: 1) Find the person you want to be with forever. 2) Let your insecurities get the best of you. 3) Push them away. [The universe will take care of the rest.]