Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Yep, I think I’ve chosen the right role model.
*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
What does you mean with “but”?!
BRING ALL OF THEM
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
i believe in hate at first sight
LOATHING. UNADULTERATED LOATHING.
FOR YOUR FACE.
Let’s just say
I HATE IT ALL
THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
New Elsa footage. [x]
You guys. Frozen was everything. It was so good. Unbelievably good. The themes were amazing, the artwork was breathtaking, and it was so beautiful, you guys. I can’t get over how flippin’ perfect this movie was, I’m in love with it.
It’s a story about sisters and true love and bravery and growing up and it was everything I hoped it would be. It’s funny and heartbreaking and surprising and fresh and unpredictable and wonderful. I will definitely be seeing it again for sure. <3 <3
THE SECOND TO LAST GIF OMG
hold on is it her crown what she throws away?
How to recover from being denied a kiss
"don’t interpret this friendship between women as a romance we should value women’s friendships because there are so few."
man, sorry, i was so busy rolling in the abundant representation of queer women and their relationships that i forgot to consider the plight of the platonic cishets.
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ