musical theatre auditions more like
- no rock musicals
- no juke box musicals
- no sondheim, rodgers and hammerstein, cole porter, schwartz
- no jason robert brown
- nothing new on broadway
- nothing depressing
- no belting to show off
- sing something that’s the gender of the character ur auditioning for
- sing something in ur age range
- sing something that compliments the character ur auditioning for
- u literally can’t sing anything just give up become a scientist instead
i haven’t jacked off in like 10 days i am probably going to die
PLEASE BLOW YOUR COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CUM ALL OVER ME LET ME SOAK IN THAT CUM AND IF I DROWN IT WILL BE OKAY BECAUSE IN THE END, I CAME OUT A WINNER
How about you soak yourself in holy water and drown yourself in the words of the Lord
i love when my mom doesnt approve of my clothes and instead of saying anything she just pretends she cant hear me saying things
- White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
- Black people: Well fuck y'all then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
- White people: ......
- White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?
having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun
MAYBE ILL JUST WRITE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF SAVE ROCK AND ROLL AND THEN I CAN MAKE MY SHIRT
i hate stupid cis boys with thEIR STUPID CHESTS THAT THEY DON’T HAVE TO BIND THEY CAN JUST PUT ON A GOD DAMNED SHIRT AND NOT BE TUGGING 24/7