story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
CAN SOMEONE MAKE LINDA ANSWER ME SHES GIVIN ME CHEST PAINS
Some Pop Punk Song From 2006 Feat. Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Travie Mccoy and William Beckett With a Music video Featuring Pete Wentz Randomly Standing Somewhere in the Background.
Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this song from somewhere, and then
"i wanna give you sexual rabies give me that sweet sweet monkey vagIIINE"