Someone has a lot of explaining to do
My mother is making me wear a dress and I want to throw up hahaaaaaaaa
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
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YEAH LET’S TRY THIS!!
Let’s see who can get this! (If anyone knows my full first name I will be very impressed.)
ORPHAN BLACK WAS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE GOD BLESS
“Mom, dad… I’m theatre”
“nope sorry the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and Patti LuPone”
I will never regret making this text post
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2
the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
^That commentary is very important.
This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via
This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg
casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop
Okay, but what seeds are included in there? Are they native to the places where they’re being sold? Are they invasives? Are you just trading off throwing little bits of tissue paper that will biodegrade in a few weeks for throwing around seeds of plants that will out-compete natives and throw off the local ecosystem’s balance?
they’re gosh darn flowers okay clam down
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone
I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have
I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved